Lives Life in All-Caps

WE’RE NOT YELLING. WE’RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT’S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS. & NOW SHE’S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR RIFFING AIR GUITAR ON TOP OF THE CARD CATALOGUE & THREATENING TO TURN THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM UP TO 11!